Weed and Hoes Everywhere

What can one expect when entering Mr. pussy monster’s crib–apparently the smell of weed, half-naked groupies and the bangin of hip-hop music. Lil Wayne currently rents a three-bedroom, two bathroom apartment in South Beach that’s up for sale for $520,000. A prospective buyer who recently toured Weezy’s crib tells Page Six,

“My fiancée and I called to make an appointment to see it, and the broker, deadpan, goes, ‘I have two questions: Are you offended by the smell of marijuana? And do you mind coming late in the afternoon? It’s currently rented by Lil Wayne, and these are not morning people. Once we got there, a member of Wayne’s posse opened the door to the overwhelming smell of marijuana. Two hot, rap-video-looking girls were walking around in nothing but a bra and underwear, blasting hip-hop. We just went in and looked around and tried not to stare.”

However, the prospective buyer insists Lil Wayne is actually very neat.

“He had a perfectly organized closet of crisp T-shirts on hangers, neatly stacked piles of XXL magazine, and a fully stocked bar featuring multiple bottles of Hennessy Black.”

 LOL really would you wanna live after this nigga....shit I would, that nigga be rollin, probably left a stash of money or drugs there, and I would call a manhunt to find that shit! lol